Dylan Nixon: Guests
amber
July 18, 2011
Hey it's Amber whats up nice music.
Dylan Nixon
April 9, 2011
i am having a difficult time logging in to edit the website and add songs. bear with me while i figure this crap out. when i do you should not only hear the new songs but some of the first recordings that were done 5 years ago. and "Pops" its gonna take time but we'll work out a way to get the twisted value stuff to you. please be patient. ~peace
anderson
April 7, 2011
I thought there was more music? Where's the new music?
Duane Reland Richardson
April 5, 2011
That is http://www,kelleemaize. by the way. I sure hope your NEW Sister Aimee writes! Hint Hint Hint!!
Oh yes....I am making fool of myself!
Aimee
April 5, 2011
Hello, man! Your pops adopted me! Your music is awesome! Keep it up!
Duane Reland Richardson
April 5, 2011
Hello Son, Pops here again, Hoping you read this soon! I just want to tell you and the lovely Miss Rachel that Pops loves you and that your family is growing! I just adopted a little cutie from the Philippines who I am teaching about American punk rock and hoping she hears your music! I hope Uncle "Ruby Casanova" sends me a link to an MP3 download of Twisted Value so I can let her hear my famous One Line in a Punk song I wrote...(heh heh heh Mister Moderator Sir!!) and hope she will hear your music and know real talent! and then follows the link here to your friend Kellee Maize's Site (You remember Kellee? She is my friend I had listen to your music? She sure liked your Music!) kelleemaize.com Well Scott-Rag...Pops will see you in June!
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March 5, 2011
I robot...i hack site...I send you porno now
Andy Bohlander
February 23, 2011
Hey "Brother" I'm your Adopted Bro...(Your "Pops" Adopted me back in 09) I finally got a chance to listen to your music and thought it was incredible! The musical "Nut" don't fall far from the tree...music is in your gene's bro!! Your "Pop's" is one heck of a harmonica player! I really look forward to seeing you some day and we can all jam as I play guitar and my friend "Sparky" Plays keyboard! (Ask your "Pop's" why he calls my friend Luke "Sparky" Sometime!!) But as far as the music...Trippy, Amazing and quite lyrical!
Th' Rocknroll Reverend
January 16, 2011
For what it's worth, I really think you should go on a bit of a tour and bring your music to a musically impoverished part of the Nation, Like, Oh, I don't know.....Columbus Ohio Maybe?
Duane Reland Richardson
November 9, 2010
Hey *.....Champion and Main in Columbus' East Side IS the "Hood" and I lived there for Eleven YEARS!!! You have your little cell locked up and NEVER come out and I roamed the Streets at all hours. Top that RAYMOND E. GRANT Jr.
*
October 19, 2010
First off, Duane....You have no room to talk, I don't see you working anywhere...I just see you and your unemployed friends setting around whining about how....oooh,oooh...lookie here I wrote a song with swears in it that rhymes....oooh,oooh....I'm from "The Hood" Now...Lets all Twitter to XXL magazine and beg them to notice me! (Yhea, I saw all that silliness your talentless "Friend" Kellee Maize is trying) You poor little White Kids would probably run screaming if you were 5 minutes in the real Hood.Sorry.....This isn't music....and neither is Punk.
Captain Monkeypants U.S.M.C
October 19, 2010
Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Da Da Da, That's all I want to say to you. Sempre Fi, Kiddo!
Duane Reland Richardson
September 28, 2010
Hey Son. Me and Cyndi and Swami Rivers have all dropped off of Facebook. Guess you know why! You'll havee to poat all pictures here from now on.
Monkey Boy the Fourth
September 27, 2010
Do yo have a Dollar I can borrow? My pet arachnid ate mine.
The Midnight Skulker
August 24, 2010
Hello Friends: I'm here to make fun of Idiots but first heres something I found Nice I want to say something cute about!
Go criticize B-rated movies at film festivals If you want your voice recognized and appreciated.
Well that would only work if the festival wasn't a B Movie festival where that stuff IS appreciated!!
NOW Lets make fun of Assholes!!
It needs more depth and texture (see 3Oh3!, Cobra Starship, BrokeNCYDE).
Well that music HAS Depth and Texture.....If you're 13 years old!!
Just another poor white trash kid out of Michigan..Sorry...Your just another singer destined for the dollar bin...and that's being polite.
Like all the other Poor White Trash out of Michigan??
Iggy Stooge
Alice Cooper
Eminem
Ted Nugent
Do I need to go on?
Do you know what constructive feedback means?
Yes we do but Obviously YOU do not!
Duane - By the way, don't capitalize every fucking word, I learned that when I was a pre-teen.
He's not capitalizing EVERY word..It is called Dramatic Effect. I Learned that at Four!
Duane420, take your inane faggotry elsewhere.
BTW, your son looks retarded.
Two things wrong with this one...
I don't see anyone listed as Duane420 here...who is "He" talking too?
Also....What exactly does "Looks Retarded" Mean?
I know people who Are MRDD and they are smarter than "Mama Pia" Whoever the crap you are.
THIS NEEDS TO BE REMEMBERED!!
My apologies to all of you, but first and foremost, there probably should not be any references to the word penis on this site. Anyone care to apologize? This is unacceptable for the kids, and the professional aspirations of the artist, Dylan Nixon, and don't you agree?
BUT THEY KEEP DOIN' IT!!!
Now BACK to the Assholes!
Joe Lopez
August 5, 2010
Rev. Elvis P Monroe is a self-important douchebag.
Rev. Elvis P. Monroe
July 28, 2010
Huh? You mean this Isn't Bob Dylan and Pat Nixon's son? I've been mislead. But this is good though.
If god meant us to vegetarians he wouldn't have made animals so tasty!
www.thecrave.com
Nasty Burger Farts Turn me On!!!
Ok....now what did Rev. Elvis P Monroe say that was so self important or douchebaggity? (A word an old Friend of Dylan's Dad made up)
And finally folks I leave you with.....
After being in a band for many years with your untalented "Father" Duane. I was surprised to find out that you are an improvement over him,That is if you consider mediocrity an improvement. Just another poor white trash kid out of Michigan trying to rap. Ho-Hum...Take a number,Stand in line and in the meantime, the welfare line is at your "Right". Get in church,get in a choir,drop the no-talents and learn to sing without swearing and then learn to write a song without so many over used metaphors. Maybe go back to high school or get your GED, or learn a new phrase...How about "You want fries with that?" Sorry...Your just another singer destined for the dollar bin...and that's being polite.
1. He wasn't IN Duane's band...He just sang ONE song....Poorly.
2.Job? Job? You know what the guy who wrote this does? He sits on his ass playing video games and he orders 49 slice Pizza Twice a Day and Drinks 3 gallons of Kool-Aid and has a housekeeper paid by Medicare and he never cleans his Toidy and he is 450lbs!! And he is a DROPOUT!!
Good Night Gracie!
meh's nemisis
August 16, 2010
I can tell meh wasn't really listening to dylan's music. To say that dylan needs to add more texture and depth, then proceed to name 3 bands that when I listened to them, I thought "well, 3 oh 3 was alright, cobra starship better, but brokencyde completely sucked. If dylan's taste in music is the same as mine, which i'm pretty sure based on what i hear from his songs, you've got the wrong idea about what he is trying to do. I can't wait to see what dylan has in store, because I know for a fact that constructive criticism only leads to a tsunami of lyrical content that would blow away your simple mind. There is never a win-win situation for a critic in this department. Go criticize B-rated movies at film festivals If you want your voice recognized and appreciated.
*
August 15, 2010
After being in a band for many years with your untalented "Father" Duane. I was surprised to find out that you are an improvement over him,That is if you consider mediocrity an improvement. Just another poor white trash kid out of Michigan trying to rap. Ho-Hum...Take a number,Stand in line and in the meantime, the welfare line is at your "Right". Get in church,get in a choir,drop the no-talents and learn to sing without swearing and then learn to write a song without so many over used metaphors. Maybe go back to high school or get your GED, or learn a new phrase...How about "You want fries with that?" Sorry...Your just another singer destined for the dollar bin...and that's being polite.
Duane the guy who lived with his mother until he was 25
August 13, 2010
thc420? Dude...When Scotty cums up in Sept. I'll make sure he brings you a special prize!! Are you into inflateables?
Mick Williams
August 13, 2010
So, When WILL we find out what's gonna happen? Great stuff by the way! (I can't believe it man...My security code was thc420!)
Robert Welch
August 13, 2010
After listening to this trippy music,I want a hit of Acid!!
Duane Reland....Oh crap Y'all know me!
August 13, 2010
Granny Swanny? By the way....Get a Job you love and know how to do well...MUSIC!! Now SELL SELL SELL!!
(kellee maize started out like you did...But by marketing her music on Facebook and Youtube and by promoting her ass off she has sold tons of CDs and is going on tour soon...AND SHE LIKES YOU!!!)
Neek
August 13, 2010
Hi Dylan! I was visiting my sister,Maleaka Scott and we went upstairs to your Dad's Apartment and he wanted us to listen to your music, and I must say this truly is good music! You are very talented and your Dad is Very proud of you!
Tink
August 13, 2010
I really enjoyed this! I am your Daddy's Neighbor and I'll meet you in September! I heard so much about you! (I'm just 11 but your music is the BOMB!!)
Dylan's Pops
August 12, 2010
You know folks...Lookin' back at all the comments...I see the largest majority are from people that like the music and those who don't are cranks anyway! Keep the great vibes cummin' son! Luv Ya and see ya on XXXmas!
and for great old time Punk Rawk stop by
http://www.punkfm.co.uk
Christine
August 11, 2010
Yeah........about that!
Cynthia Louise Paxton
August 7, 2010
Music People! It's about MUSIC!!
You haters are Butt Monkeys and are pretty damn worthless. Now you got me pissed!
Go to Hell meh. Get bent Momma Pia you are too chickenshit to use your REAL names and Joe Lopez...I bet you whack off to Archie Comics!
Cynthia Louise Paxton
August 6, 2010
Scotty. I can't begin to tell you how funny this is, but as it has been stated there shouldn't be nastiness on this site. My pastor was going to listen to the music and leave a message but some of the language upset her so much, she not only didn't leave a message, but refuses to allow Duane to tell his friends about this site while at Church (And we are UMC...one of the most tolerant of the Religions) Please tell your Uncle Jimmy Mac to erase the more NC-17 and X Rated responses and try to look into a way to review the posts Before the go on!
By the way visit this site!
http://www.duanesslydersite.blogspot.com
I know it was listed already but I want to list it again in case somehow the prior one gets deleted!!
Keep it PG-13 folks
And keep it above the waist!
german potato salad with mustard
August 6, 2010
I forgot to list the link
oops
here it is
http://www.duanesslydersite.blogspot.com
german potato salad with mustard
August 6, 2010
Lookie at this people!!
Dylan's Daddy has a Blog site about White Castles!!
(Be Nice Folks, I'm not making fun of it, I'm JUST sharing.)
Lets be a little cleaner here folks. Moderator and Duane Reland Richardson do have a point. This is about the music, Who cares how a person writes or spells? And I agree, This is not the place to promote those kinds of bands and who cares how many hits we get? This isn't a popularity contest, Independent Music is about the Music and not about who has the Top 40 hit and who has the most money, This is a Family and not a Clique. Once you all realize that,just chill out and listen to the grooves. And meh. thanks for coming out to us here, we all respect you now!
Duane Reland Richardson
August 6, 2010
Would someone Please explain to me who Duane420 is? Who Mama Pia Is and when this site turned into a WWE wrestling interview show? And by the by meh. I ONLY capatalize the word I am EMPHASIZING (I learned THAT Before I was a Pre Teen!!) Oh my goodness! What SILLINESS!!
My dear friends,and not so dear Frenemies...I and Not whoever this Duane420 is, am Dylan's Father! You people are making me and all who watch this site regularly laugh our behinds off at the silliness. I'm going to go sit down now...you folks have got me laughing SO hard....I have to go change my pants! And I can write anyway I want....I'm an Old Fart and set in my ways...now give me my damn Geritol and my AARP Newsletter...I have to change my Depends, Go lie down and listen to my Perry Como Records.
Flibbity Flobbity Floo!!
meh.
August 6, 2010
Dogs of War- I wasn't hating. Do you know what constructive feedback means? I was brought to this site with the promise that he is creating "revolutionary music and nobody is doing before". Which certainly isn't the case, because I've seen a number of bands doing it.
I'm not 14 years old and I don't listen to 3Oh3! or any of those bands and I'm certainly not trying to promote them on a website that is outdated and probably gets 20 visits a month.
Duane - By the way, don't capitalize every fucking word, I learned that when I was a pre-teen.
Momma Pia
August 6, 2010
Duane420, take your inane faggotry elsewhere.
BTW, your son looks retarded.
Duane Reland Richardson
August 5, 2010
I just want to add to the young people who are trying to promote their bands here. This is NOT the place for that. This is NOT a site for CHR/Radio Disney Type Pop/Hip Hop/Modern Rap/Teen Dance Hit Music. This is an Adult Rock/Rap site. Please "Popstar Magazine" or "Tiger Beat" Do Not try to Promote the Latest Teen Heart-Throb here. Dylan is an Adult and I don't want little Pre-Teens Rippin' his shirt off. I want Ladies Rippin' his shirt off....I wanna be a Gran-Paw (Again!)
The Dogs of War
August 5, 2010
It has been determined that the Idiots using the Names meh. and Joe Lopez are the same Person! Heh Heh You see we Grown Ups are a lot smarter than a twelve year old in a public Library!! Well you "Two" Rev. Elvis "P" Monroe is not a douche bag....He is a made up character "Dylan's" Wonderful (And might I say Loving and Supporting) Father has created for humor. That is what "Dylan's" Dad does and he has done since he became part of My "Family" 1n 1992. I am urging people to Quit using this board to be mean. Just because you don't like "White Castle" (No Rev. Monroe or "Dylan " Is NOT getting paid for the placement...It was a JOKE a Fun Joke!) Now play Nice...and Rock on and thank you to all the positivity from the true fans and a big boo and hiss to the "Haters"
Shame on you.see 3Oh3!, Cobra Starship, BrokeNCYDE for using this page to promote your Pop Music,
And heres some Link Sausage 4 U!
http://www.furycomics.com
meh.
August 5, 2010
Sorry, but I don't find this music very revolutionary or new. It needs more depth and texture (see 3Oh3!, Cobra Starship, BrokeNCYDE). Also, I appreciate the fact that you are trying to make it as a musician, but promoting yourself like this seems cheap and devalues your music. You should have saved your time and energy developing this website and made a lastfm page, it is easier for people to find your music.
Joe Lopez
August 5, 2010
Rev. Elvis P Monroe is a self-important douchebag.
Duane Reland Richardson
August 4, 2010
Thank you to my friends who I bugged for hours to listen and Especially to What the Rock! A wonderful Rock N Roll Boutique here in the Garden District in Columbus Ohio. Dylan...Keep makin' "Pops" Proud...Proud....Proud!!! (Yes I WOULD like some Sausages)
What the Rock?!
August 3, 2010
Sweet beats! Keep rockin' it.
diggs
August 2, 2010
cool tunes! Nice job dylan
Gassy Von Stinkbutt
July 30, 2010
I play this when I eat too much beans and It takes my mind off the smell.
www.fartjoke.com
Duane Reland Richardson
July 30, 2010
First off let me say I am "Dylan's" #1 fan (And I have a very good reason!!) Tommy...anyone messes with you will answer to ME!! Ease up on Tommy INDEED!! No one should make fun of ANYONE on this site!! This is about the MUSIC and havin' a GOOD time which is what "Dylan" is about and what Jimmy and Aaron have ALWAYS been about!! I wrote a couple of these Funnier posts and Jimmy and "Dylan" know which ones and they have encouraged me to write more because I have ALWAYS been about Comedy and Good times and have taught "Dylan" that every since he and I got back together as Family...I LOVE this young man and This band and I for one will NOT stand for infighting on my son's site. This is about FAMILY and Good Music. Open a cold one (Whether it be a beer,soda,kool-aid,Juice or whatever) order up a Pizza (I JUST LOVE PIZZA!!!!) and crank up the music and chill the #$%& out!! We are Nixonheads and NOT Juggalos, so there will be no "Bashing" Of any type on this site!! Jimmy and Aaron will both tell you I get quite emotional when people mess with my "Family" and since you are all Nixonheads you are now MY family. Jimmy and "Dylan" and I know who (Blank) is so chill out everyone and stop trying to pass the blame on each other when we should be passin' somethin' else instead. "Dylan",Jimmy,Aaron....This goes out to you....This is Great music and I'm not just sayin' that cuz I've been a TV fan since 1985 and am "Dylan's" Pop's....I don't know from music..but I know what I like and This I like!!! Everyone...go out and tell 10 friends about this site and then have them tell 10 friends and so on and share this on your Twitter,Facebook and Myspace sites. Help make The Dylan Nixon experience the next BIG Indie band out there! As far as for pointing out everyones spelling mistakes you should point out things like how #$%&ing;GREAT this music is. Everyone apologize to each other and save me a slice of Pizza!! Dylan for Prez!!! I love you all!! Now everyone just calm down. Oh yhea...I believe in you "Dylan"!! And thanks for naming your band as a little hats off to your old decrepit "Pops" See you on XXX-Mas and Praise "Bob"
glib
July 29, 2010
i have a chinese rubber plant that looks like you and you're sexy like a firestarter
alison
July 29, 2010
dylan, this music is deff and wow i love it
judy
July 29, 2010
Not so much as I do !!!
amy
July 29, 2010
I love you dylan.
moderator
July 29, 2010
My apologies to all of you, but first and foremost, there probably should not be any references to the word penis on this site. Anyone care to apologize? This is unacceptable for the kids, and the professional aspirations of the artist, Dylan Nixon, and don't you agree?
the pompitus of love
July 29, 2010
ease up on tommy and smoke some california golden
Tommy Spifkin
July 29, 2010
Why is everybody down on me here on this site? Dylan? I'm cool with your music, WTF, the fans are indeed in the schizophrenic zone. Good luck, I'm outty.
t
July 29, 2010
genious is the exact term specifically and miraculously designed for a generous genius. Furthermore, it is the opposite of the petty, mouthy, spell checking cut throat analyst bloggers who cut the quick to call out mispelled words for they have no content, and take things out of contect. Yeah, FUCK YOU.
Tommy Spifkin
July 29, 2010
This is in response to (blank), and you don't deserve a response so I'm not responding because, (blank), you left your name (blank) and I suppose that makes you unanimously anonymously (blank) frank and you are a messenger of your doom and your destruction. While in the meantime, I'm taking tiger mountain by strategy and baby, you're not on fire.
Hayley
July 29, 2010
scotties deff goin somewhere with this!
:)
Qwerty
July 29, 2010
Me Likey.
Rubberman
July 29, 2010
But on a more serious note.
This is the best stuff I have heard from Michigan since those hungry young stalwarts Twisted Value. Whatever happened to those guys anyway? I remember being the only one dancing at their show at the Sister City Celebration. Are those guys still alive? If they were they would sound like this but with a nice young genius songwriter and a nice clean cut young backing band and not some silly teenage pop punkers. Nice sweet sounds. Nice backing band....Not like that weird drug addict from that OTHER Michigan band...what was his name anyway?? Something about Baggies?? Toad Baggie?? Can't wait until the full length CD...will it be sold at Wal-Mart?? I just LOVE Wal-Mart!!
Sum Yung Gi
July 29, 2010
Dear (Blank)
I didn't know that they could train Monkeys to write.
Good music young man.
Do you have a Dollar?
I love you long time!
Captain Johnny Von Tallywhacker
July 29, 2010
I have a police dog named Doris,and the clowns follow me everywhere I go.
Good music by the way. They play this at the Hospital during Medication time....Really calms us "nuts" down. Thank You very much. Do you have a cigarette?
(Blank)
July 29, 2010
Brian Eno?? What Brian Eno Album did YOU listen to Tommy Spifkin and to t...it's GENIUS not genious... and who the heck is Duane Reland Richardson and Cynthia Louise Paxton? This joker is NOT "Dylan's" Father. Someone should erase these nutjobs posts from this page.Sorry "Dylan" But sometimes you need to be careful who you tell about your site...It attracts weirdos. And what is with THIS post??
Some of your Dad's Friends
July 26, 2010
Your dad kept bugging us tonight to listen to this. Then he put his speakers out the window til we shut up long enough to listen. We all have to admit. It's real good. Now ask your dad to go to bed....PLEASE??
Who the Heck do these people mean by "Your Dad"???
Be careful who you give this site address to. It's getting Really Weird....Really Weird.
Just watching out for your safety.
You Know Who.....I Hope!! (You Better!!)
Rev. Elvis P. Monroe
July 28, 2010
Huh? You mean this Isn't Bob Dylan and Pat Nixon's son? I've been mislead. But this is good though.
If god meant us to vegetarians he wouldn't have made animals so tasty!
www.thecrave.com
Nasty Burger Farts Turn me On!!!
Jeebus K. Weiss
July 28, 2010
I got drunk. Then I went to the Liquor store to buy another bottle,a pack of Luckies and a Skin Mag and stumbled on this site while looking for a Japanese Midget S&M Enema site and the music scared my cat so bad she scratched my dick. Most action I had in Years!! Nice Music.
www.somethingweird.com
Buy Porn and say NO to Censorship!
Billy Bob Jimmy Pat
July 27, 2010
So what the heck is this? The new Twisted Value? But with a young fresh approach and without the tired worn out alcoholic druggie Todd Bag? Yhea, This is a whole fuck lot better! Finally Jim and Aaron can let their talents show and have a great singer/songwriter on board. Great job guys!! I hope this takes you as far as it possibly can!! You fuckers have REAL talent!!
kellee maize
July 27, 2010
congrats! great music!!!!
Maleaka Scott
July 27, 2010
i really enjoy this music. i hope theres more to come. the beats have good rhythm and theres relaxing. i hope it keeps going cuz your music is great thank you !
J.R "Bob" Dobbs
July 26, 2010
You are not normal. Want to become a Subgenius Minister? We have a place for you!! www.subgenius.com
One of us. One of us. One of us.
The Sex Goddesses await!
Some of your Dad's Friends
July 26, 2010
Your dad kept bugging us tonight to listen to this. Then he put his speakers out the window til we shut up long enough to listen. We all have to admit. It's real good. Now ask your dad to go to bed....PLEASE??
Cynthia Louise Paxton
July 26, 2010
I like this. You truly are a talented young man. Just like your Dad. Weird,Wild and Wonderful! And I hope I get a freebie too for being your dad's future wife!!
Duane Reland Richardson
July 26, 2010
Dylan Nixon Huh?? Dylan is my cuz and Nixon is my favorite controversial celeb. But I guess you already knew that!! Cuz You alwys were just like yer weird old "Pops"
I really liked this. Can't wait for the CD. Hope I get a freebie. Remember, "I made you,I can break you just the same!!" Luv 2 U "Pops"
t
July 22, 2010
truly genious, nice job and you are in indeed also drifting thru the ether of the schizophrenic flow.
kimberly davis-tucker
July 19, 2010
haha yeah i actually like it
tyler aka BC
July 15, 2010
yo bro u gotz it goin on im gonna talk to my boi in tha creek about givin u some real studio time an shit see what he gotz goin on for ya an i will be on a few tracks wit ya if ya want me to bos tyler49014@yahoo.com is my facebook everyone
Long John Silver
July 7, 2010
Sometimes i wonder what's gonna happen when you all find out that I have been rapping.
Sally O'Rourke
July 6, 2010
You are so talented and I cant wait for the cd to be released, the music is wonderful.
Jason Mate
July 5, 2010
thats my boy! He is doing his thing......
Tommy Spifkin
July 2, 2010
You sound like a cross between the new Bob Dylan and Eminem with Brian Eno mixed in. Very unique and cool sound, nice job!
tina s
June 27, 2010
hi dylan, I love the new songs and you are so hot.
RICHARD M. NIXON
June 24, 2010
MILHOUSE NIXON, MILHOUSE, NIXON MILHOUSE NIXON! WHAT'S UR MID NAME, DEAR BOY? I AM UR PRESIDENT, AND WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. SINCERELY RICHARD & BOB.
the pompitus of love
June 23, 2010
You're a joker, and a toker and a midnight smoker... Nice.
pippy
June 22, 2010
love the rap dylan and you are amazing
JimmyMac
June 19, 2010
Congrats on the new site Dylan. Rock on!